Fresh template from the very scratch!

by Michael on June 10, 2008

Favorite bad translation email of the week….

Hi,

Hope you are doing well ?

Make use of our custom template design service to get a template designed the way you want. We design a fresh template from the very scratch as per your specific requirements.

Our custom template design service

i)Professionally we design templates to match your business requirements ii)Fastest turn-around time iii)Direct interaction with the designers iv)24/7 telephonic, chat and email based customer support v)Design delivered without any errors vi)PSD, Flash, HTML and CSS files included

If you are interested, please let me know.

Thanks & Regards,
Mercy

Perhaps Mercy and Bob Massa’s boy Shrinik should go and hang out?

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Speak at SMX Advanced - FAIL!

by Michael on June 5, 2008

So SEL did a contest to speak at the final session of SMX.  You send them a tip - they read it. They like it you speak!

So I put on my SEO Wizard hat  and thought of one of the best tactics I use for organic SEO. I wrote it down & emailed it in.

No response…..

My buddy Marty of AimClear’s entry was selected. Which I was happy for him - Marty is a smart dude.

Then today, the day after SMX, I receive this email from Greg B.

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Hi Michael,

Unfortunately, your email did end up in the spam filter.  But I’ve added your email to the approved senders list, and I’ll keep your address on file for future SMX slots.

Greg

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Email Spam Filter FAIL!

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WTF?

The site is like Twitters little red headed brother.

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No.

I’ll be home like some of my other pals. We will all be dominating the interwebs while you drink your cocktails and listen to the Danny tell you the SEO Secrets of the universe.

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This is all it takes now a days. Alot of SEO bloggers are going to be upset that I let this information go - but I think its only right that everyone gets the fair chance to be a blogging superstar & be one of the popular kids at the SEO conference lunch tables!!!!

1) Find an SEO Blog listed on the “Power 150” & go back to some of their earlier posts. Simply rewrite them in your own words and publish.

2) Find a great unique post on an SEO blog - Link to it and use block quotes to basically redisplay the entire post on your site & write your own commentary on it!

3) Sphinn your own stories and then just begin to IM and Email every person you know asking for a sphinn.

4) Go onto “twitter” and add as many SEO people as you can - then each time you blog write something like “New Post up on Sphinn” with a link to the sphinn post.

5) Write about twitter. Anything you want - it doesn’t even have to have anything to do with twitter. But just mention twitter in the title. (Twitter can be substituted for the current cool thing that SEO’s are talking about - you can usually tell what this is by either every speaker at a conference talking about it or there being at least 3-5 posts on the Sphinn front page about it)

6) Repeat.

Holy shit that was easy! Now you are an SEO blog rock star! This formula has worked for so many ( & is still working to this day ) - it is my pleasure to share it with you!

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