So much debate over this black hat crap again now that the SMX “give it up” session has been released. I just figured I would help everyone out and make some ways to tell if you should consider yourself a “black hat seo”.
- If you ask for links - You are a black hat
- If you buy or sell links - You are a black hat
- If you have a social media profile that is not your own - You are a black hat
- If you sat in on the “SMX Give it up session” - You are a black hat
- If you have ever left a comment in a blog, then said your name was something other then your real name - You are a black hat
- If you are on twitter - You are a black hat
- If you are also on plurk - You have to much time on your hands & you are a black hat
- If you have ever tried to see if you could buy a miss-spelling of “google.com” - You are a black hat
- If you are reading this blog - You are awesome & a black hat
- If you use any kind of 302 redirect - You are a black hat
- If you own a black hat -You are a black hat
- If you have anything to do with affiliate marketing - You are a black hat
- If you call yourself an SEO -You are a black hat
- If you put miss-spellings in Meta Tags - You are a black hat
- If you own a website - You are a black hat
- If own a blog - You are a black hat
I hope this helps clear the air.








{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }
If you leave comments for the sake of getting links, you’re a black hat. Wait…that’s me. AAAHHH!!!!
If you dare say in public what famous SEOs told you they did 2 years ago in private, you’re black hat.
haha, very nice. Me likey
If you put your black hat in the washing machine and the colour ran…
Unless your initials are DH, you’re a scummy blackhat.
If you do “SEO” instead of just writing great content… you’re a blackhat.
If you do not work for Bruce Clay - you’re a blackhat.
Quality post, though probably not that far from the truth!
It is tempting just to stop all this pretending to be whitehat but turns out it is grey/blackhat bullshit and just go all out blackhat. At least then if I get a penalty I will know I fully deserve it.
Well I guess there’s no doubt about it now!
If you look at websites as Googlebot your a blackhat. LOL
Very funny. I appreciate. And, yes this is my name LOL
Damn it… looks like I’m going to need to get some new clothes to match my new hat.
shh..
Thanks, that was really informative.
- If english isn’t your native language = Black hat
- If your comments don’t add value = Black hat
- If you were yellow shoes at SEO conferences = Black hat :p
Great list. Seriously, thanks for the laugh.
This is some good reading! thanks for this! please post more!!