the “t” word.

by Michael on April 30, 2008

Everytime a blogger writes a post about “twitter” - a kitten dies & the hole in the o-zone layer increases by 10%.

Even worse, every time a twitter post hits the front page of sphinn nuclear waste leaks into our drinking water.

I am sorry that I just killed a kitten & made the hole bigger - but the public needs to know.

Do your part & make sure that this post does not reach the front page of sphinn.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Jaan Kanellis 05.01.08 at 1:59 pm

LOL, funny as always. I will do my part.

Michael 05.01.08 at 2:02 pm

Thank you Jaan, I knew you would be one of the 12 subscribers I could count on!

The REAL Matt Cutts 05.06.08 at 12:19 pm

you have noticed Google has stayed very quiet about the Twitter. Do not worry - we will find a way to penalize those who share links with Twitter.

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