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Newark NJ, 4:45 a.m. - Its snowing and I just got strip searched.

Michael shutup, Internet Marketing

**Yawn**

Heading to SES Chicago this wonderful morning, I set my alarm clock for 2:45 a.m. I was out of the house by 3 drove faster then my normal 35 mph on the Garden State Parkway, got a good close spot cause this place is empty as shit, checked in quickly, made it to the booth, scanned my ticket and was randomly selected to be searched.

dramatic recreation of actual eventsNow, the airport is a bit vacant and I guess the morning security crew were a bit board cause that was very very very long and thorough. Not only did I have the pleasure of being searched but also I got to be a guinea pig for a new employee. So as the large husky woman checked my socks and prodded me with her metal detector wand she explained what to do to the new fellow, then had him do it to me.

It doesn’t matter because I made it & nothing will stop me - except for the snow which has began to fall.

Looking forward to meet Marty from AimClear as well as some of the other sphinners and SEO/SEM people who publish blogs that I read.

Its now 5:00 a.m. the little breakfast place just opened, I am going to get an egg sandwich & coffee. See you in Chicago.

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Dude, email me for my phone number

Posted by Marty, on December 4th, 2007, às 7:00 pm. #.

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