Pyramid advertising goes web 2.0

So the other day while dosing off into stumble, yes I am fully addicted having to randomly click stumble! at least every 5 minutes or I begin to get antsy, I found a site with just a simple link.  “Click here to get a moola invite”

I always do what links tell me to do, so I clicked it. But the invites had run out!  So I was on a new mission, I MUST be invited into moola!

I went directly to the site, which is posted as not yet open to the public but accepting “Beta Testers”  (as all web 2.0 sites are), So I filled out a quick form and was told I would be sent an invite when the system could handle more users and the site was ready for the next wave of beta testers. But there was no guarantee I would be selected.

Patiently I waited.  Could it be days? Months?  Years?????

Still not sure what this site was, it had me hooked!  I needed to get in!  The promise of winning large amounts of cash was just to much for me to handle!

Finally, 3 minutes later moola was ready for the next round of beta testers & I was one of them! (I guess my timing was good.)

I was in, after sitting through a flash video explaining how moola was giving me a penny to begin my conquest for the grand prize of $10,737,418.24, I was ready to play!  So I get into my dashboard area to find I have 3 invites, a penny & a chance to win the daily prize of $36,000.  I quickly jumped to my invites and sent 3 out; one to my brother-in-law,  one to my wife & one to a family friend.  Each of which spend good amounts of time on the internet and I was positive would enjoy the site!  Not to mention the fact I get a percentage of their winnings,  a percentage of the winnings of people they invite & a percentage of the winnings that those people invite also. (Enter your classic pyramid scheme)

So I decided to wager my penny, choosing from one of3 games; High-Low, Rocks Paper Scissors or Gold-Rush.  I decided to try my luck at R.P.S.

I selected the game and was ready to play; but wait.  I first had to sit through a video commercial; for priceline. Patiently I waited and watched the “priceline negotiator” for 45 seconds.  Now I was ready, but wait again; I had to answer a question regarding the commercial I just sat through!
(Lets just say the add paid moola $.30 for me watching it, not to shabby on giving me a whole penny!)

The game began, I was matched up against another moola player who was also risking their penny in the hopes of making 2.  After the best of 6 I was crowned victorious!  My account now had 2 penny’s in it!!!!!

What to do?  Cash out & have moola mail me a check for 2 cents or risk it all and go for 4 cents???

LET IT RIDE!

I selected to play R.P.S. again, this time risking my 2 in hopes of making 4.

Ahh, another video commercial; verizon & another question regarding the video.  More cash in moola’s pocket.

I played R.P.S. diligently, using all of the skills I had learned in my youth.  But it was to no avail, I had been defeated.  I had lost both my penny’s to my opponent.  I know felt my moola days were over, I was back to working my normal day job. The moola god’s smiled at me & decided to grant me another free penny, as long as I sat through another video ad and answered the question correctly.

But how else could I get rich on the moola train?  I went to see what the “Booster” section had to offer.  There I found a list of affiliates; moola would actually pay me for signing up for there services or for buying there products, even better was moola’s search! Where I had the chance of winning $32000.00  from just conducting my normal web searches on moola!

I have found my moola experience to be a great one; currently i have $0.64 cents in my account, I have watched over 30 video ad’s, conducted 100 searches & signed up for 4 moola affiliates.

But with my $0.64 I am still the one who is making out in this deal!

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